The world's first Large Lip Model.
Nonch-1 thinks so hard its eyes close. Trained on 14 trillion tokens of vibes, three lo-fi playlists and one (1) ocean-themed pillowcase.
Eyes: closed (reasoning)
Nose: smells AGI
Lips: pursed · 1.2T params
Earbud: local inference
Fewer thoughts More nonch Zero hallucinations (eyes closed) AGI by Tuesday Now with 40% more lip SOC 2 not even in progress Runs fully offline (asleep) Fewer thoughts More nonch Zero hallucinations (eyes closed) AGI by Tuesday Now with 40% more lip SOC 2 not even in progress Runs fully offline (asleep)
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SnoozrLIPCORPPillow & Co.big oceanEARBUD LABSThe repetitive parts of thinking shouldn't eat your day.
Nonch-1 handles the fiddly, manual work of having thoughts, so you can stay focused on lying down.
- Deep Think™
- When a question is hard, Nonch-1 closes its eyes and purses its lips. When a question is easy, same thing.
- Infinite context window
- Remembers absolutely everything you say, for up to four (4) seconds.
- Wired inference
- Runs locally through a single white earbud. Fully private. Cannot hear you, though.
- Constitutional calm
- Nonch-1 has never said anything harmful. Nonch-1 has rarely said anything.